Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Randomize
