just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I am one with the molecules
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
is it fun? or sober?
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