so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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