the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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