He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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