It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
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I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I have already put on my inside pants.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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