i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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