so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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