i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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