She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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