i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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