But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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