Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
she peed on how many people?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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