they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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