but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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