Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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