What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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