But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
