can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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