So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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