Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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