I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
so much tequila, so little girl.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You don't make any sense
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