She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He did a backflip because drugs
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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