it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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