I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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