Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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