we're blogging at a bar
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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