walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
