This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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