just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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