A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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