News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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