Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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