As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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