i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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