Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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