maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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