READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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