Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
the day after is always just damage control
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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