dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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