How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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