I wish i was in the wii world.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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