everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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