I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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