do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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