Your face is a jimmy john
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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