I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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