Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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