Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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