Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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