you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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