he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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