i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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