Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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