I can text with my tongue
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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