Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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