How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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