drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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