They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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